Harold K. O'Malley is famous for two things, holding grudges and getting down. He has danced on more than 200 graves, all people who wronged him in different and unique ways. Now Harold K. O’Malley is ready to share everything he's learned over those 200 dances with you!
When it comes time to express your joy at someone’s passing, Harold K. O'Malley will make sure your dance is TikTok ready. Leaving this once in a lifetime dance to whatever you're feeling at the moment guarantees you’ll be doing the running man or cabbage patching over your nemesis, and the one place you don’t want to look like a divorced dad getting back out there, is during your grave dance.
Harold K. O’Malley walks you step by step through the grave dancing questions you may have never considered. Should you have music or not? Should it be at the funeral or a few days after? Is pole dancing appropriate?
Harold O'Malley's Grave Dancing School will teach you everything you
need to know so you can "Dance Like One Person Is Watching.”
- 8.1-ounce, 60% recycled cotton/40% post-consumer recycled polyester
- 2x1 rib knit cuffs, pocket opening and hem
- Side seamed
- Coverstitch details throughout
- Recycled, undyed tear-away label